Original lyrics by Kyle Justin and James Rolfe
Partially modified by me and Darksol.

Verse 1

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass.

He'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He rather eats the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Verse 2

he`s close to puke all over his feet
while playing shit that noone can beat.

he just can`t take..... it anymore.
Although he won`t stop til he`s past level 4      
armed with his powerglove, and a zapper gun
he`s trying hard ......but then again it`s no fun

refrain:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Bridge

He plays the worst games of all time.
Thei're horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he can spit
or say cowabunga ? - cowa-fuckin piece of dog shit.

Verse 3

They rip you off and don't care one bit.
But the nerd, he doesn't ever forget

He`d rather bite a killer shark
before he takes more animals to the ark.
his list is long, with many names.
what where they thinking, when they made all these games.

refrain:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
If you like him you might buy his new shirt
He's the angry console gaming nerd
He's the Angry…video game nerd.....